do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Panties = found
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
Randomize