i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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