A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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