"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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