the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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