awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
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