Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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