I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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