So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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