Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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