Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
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