Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
