Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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