He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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