The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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