I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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