Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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