What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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