SEEEEXXX PLEASE
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
I woke up under a house in Key West
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