Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I think we might need a safe word for this...
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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