just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
