I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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