I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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