I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
did i just pee glitter
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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