can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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