We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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