He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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