And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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