Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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