i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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