Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
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