The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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