I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I want to make a zoo with you.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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