doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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