I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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