we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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