What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
Sacagawea was the original milf.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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