oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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