Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
It's never too late to be topless.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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