i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Do vagina's smell?
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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