i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Randomize
