he puts the penis in happiness.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
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