I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
vagina is talking i cant
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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