Dude my mom stole all your condoms
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
YAS. BRING CRAB.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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