So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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