well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
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