I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
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