my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
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