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  So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.

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• I would be more concerned with the fact that he used a pickup line involving you getting pregnant.

  Submitted by stantheman on Dec 11, 10 at 10:39am

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• It's a quote from Futurama...anyone? no? Well thats depressing...

  Submitted by RyanM on Dec 11, 10 at 1:45pm

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• Would you like some making fuck, BERZERKER!

  Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Dec 11, 10 at 9:32pm

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  • F*CKING BERZERKERRRR

    Submitted by said8ED on Dec 12, 10 at 2:26am

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• Fertilize your caviar-I heart this phrase!

  Submitted by soko on Dec 11, 10 at 11:28am

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• "I also took the liberty to fertilize your caviar. Wooob wooob wooob wooob wooob wooob." -zoidberg

  Submitted by heavyweight420 on Dec 11, 10 at 1:45pm

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  • thank god I'm not alone.

    Submitted by RyanM on Dec 11, 10 at 6:18pm

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• Thus, the reason why Russian women sign up as mail order brides.

  Submitted by GoodOlDave on Dec 11, 10 at 10:25am

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• Guess he wanted to look hip, knowing American cartoons and strike up a conversation. But I guess it was an epic failure!

  Submitted by Reikage_Sanshi on Dec 12, 10 at 1:09am

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