cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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