she was so not down for the gang bang
You can't special order awesome
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
