Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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