if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
do nipples grow back?
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