So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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