At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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