So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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